QUESTIONS TO ASK URSELF

Where are bird's ears???
Why are cookies called 'Cookies' if you bake them?? Shouldn't they be called 'Bakies'?
Why do we say "Heads Up!" when we actually duck?
If drinking and driving is illegal, then why do bars have parking lots?
Can Bob the Builder Really Fix it?
Why do bad guys always have mustaches?
Why do you have to be quiet during fishing, when fish dont even have ears?